I viewed ‘Cookie Monster sings Chocolate Rain’ about a thousand times.

(via michaelsnot)

(via pambeesly)

i’ll go with you (because there will be free cake)
lollllll let’s be honest i’m gonna be your date

oh, you flatter yourselves.

i am taking a MAN, and last i knew, neither of you have a penis, so…..

my mom’s best friend is (finally) marrying her partner in the fall.

they told me i could bring a date to the wedding.

so, yeah.

i need to find a boy who, A) is comfortable with going to a same-sex wedding and B) would actually want to go to a wedding with me.

this might be a tough one.

Where can you get it?

i ordered it off of amazon, but they also have a website you can order from. if you just google “insanity,” the website comes up.

i ordered it new on amazone, because i wanted all the booklets and the diet guide and stuff that came with it, but they had a bunch of less expensive used copies as well.

What’s insanity?

insanity is a 60-day work-out program on dvd. 

it’s really intense; lots of cardio and intense movements.

the whole point of it is that it turns typical work-outs upside down; you do long bursts of intense exercise and short bursts of moderate exercise, while normal work-outs are usually the opposite.

also, i sound like the infomercial right now. maybe it’s because i watched it so many times before i actually ordered it….haha