May 2013
deadlyjohnson:
FACTS ABOUT THINGS:
TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.
– Ernest Hemingway (via vomitexpress)
Being a good writer is 3% talent and 97% not being distracted by the internet.
– — the writer reblogs, being distracted by the internet (via chartyourowncourse)
chinkerbelle:
Reasons I grab my boobs
running upstairs
running downstairs
running
stoked on life
scared
walking through my house in the dark
bored
boobs
kingcroacus:
googlehomie:
hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something
beethoven hasnt heard anything in a while either
i wish a boy liked me enough to want to kiss me.
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sometimes i get really tired of being alone.
it would be nice to have someone laying with me in bed and holding my hand and stroking my hair every once in a while.
Anonymous asked: why do you need multiple vibrators? no hate, just confused.
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liberatethiswill replied to your post: does anyone want to come touch my boobs?
they are too busy being distracted by mine #compeTITion
RUDE
does anyone want to come touch my boobs?
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just ordered two more vibrators because, like, why the heck not?
lucyquin:
I don’t much like love, it’s like trying to keep water in clenched fists, but when you open your hand for reassurance, it slips away, it always slips away.
Anonymous asked: I would read your writing.
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lizayzay:
JIM AND PAM HAVING TO EXPLAIN TO THEIR KIDS THAT THEY CAN’T GO TO CHILI’S FOR DINNER BECAUSE PAM IS BANNED FOR LIFE
i’ve kind of been thinking of making a blog for all my writing but like, i don’t know if anyone would even read it.
great gatsby deleted scene
((playing wii sports with gatsby))
nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate
torturegardens:
Someone should write a book where the main character slowly falls in love with the reader.