When people call kids the same age as them...
Papa can you hear me? Papa can you see me? Papa can you find me in the night?– Hamlet (via historysaidwhat)
Every Post I See On My Facebook NewsFeed
Typical Female: Like, OMG, i am so in love. life is so much better when you have someone who makes you happyyyyy <3 <3 <3 Typical Most-Likely-A-Secret-Douchebag Boyfriend: omg babe, i love you too <3 <3 <3 Typical Female: you are so sweet <3 <3 <3 Typical MLASD Boyfriend: no, you’re so sweet. you’re the best girlfriend in the whole world and we’ll...
I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people’s...