May 17th, 2013 at 12:13AM

i would really appreciate it if someone would bring me some brownies right now

May 17th, 2013 at 12:11AM

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May 17th, 2013 at 12:09AM

poopflow:

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax

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May 17th, 2013 at 12:08AM
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Anonymous asked: I do believe this was one of the quickest seductions EVER!

you deserve some kind of medal

May 17th, 2013 at 12:03AM
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Anonymous asked: I'll assume you sold the house already...? :-P

obviously

May 16th, 2013 at 11:58PM
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Anonymous asked: Do we get to move to austin?

i would go anywhere with my jim.

May 16th, 2013 at 11:56PM
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Anonymous asked: hello pam, ill be your jim...

YOU DID IT. LET’S FALL IN LOVE.

May 16th, 2013 at 11:55PM

circumcising:

are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts 

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May 16th, 2013 at 11:54PM

Anonymously try to seduce me.

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May 16th, 2013 at 11:48PM

I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s

falling apart

crying inside

over thinking

ect

but

maybe

she’s just picturing porn in her head

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