JUST HEARD LAURA SINGING 22 THROUGH THE FLOOR OMG I AM DYING
why don’t any of you ask me on dates?
and rebecca and laura too (but mostly me).
breanna, are you drunk?no, i am not, but thank you for asking.
the real question is why are you drinking smirnoff ices?1. because they are tasty
2. i was tired of drinking water
3. they make me less nervous
4. i like them
5. they are a part of me
i feel like rebecca and laura right now because i am listening to the jonas brothers really loud
i love it when laura and rebecca and i watch things together and we’re all on tumblr the entire time.
i’m gonna come up and steal themexcuse me but you won’t bring me cookies so you get none of my wonderful, delicious food from damon’s.
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
(via stayflymyfriends)
i wish laura would come up here and refill my water bottle for me because i feel too miserable to move
what even. and also I CAN’T GO ANYWHERE NEAR YOU WHILE YOU’RE STILL CONTAGIOUS. i can’t get sick. suppressed immune systems ftw.
i’m on antibiotics. IT’S OKAY FOR YOU TO COME HELP ME, PEASANT.
